Episode 1

"Its all about sex.  Its true.  They say men think about sex every 28 seconds.  'Course, that's straight men.  Gay men, its every 9."

Michael

"These days it takes a lot of guts to be a queen in a world full of commoners."

Michael

"Like I said, its all about sex.  Except when you're having it.  Then its will he stay?  Will he go?  How am I doing?  What am I doing?"

Michael

B: "I'm Superman.  I'll show you the world."
M: "Why am I always Lois Lane?"

Michael and Brian

M: "Its disgusting, all those lesbians fawning all over him and making goo-goo talk."
B: "That's what women do over baby."
M: "Whose talking about the baby?  I mean Justin."

Michael and Brian

L: "Who would have thought, you and me, parents?"
B: "Its pretty scare boys and girls...Think its too late to return it?"
L: "We could try...I guess this mean's we're finally grown ups."
B: "Don't say that Wendy, we'll never grow up."
L: "Don't be scared.  Hell, if our parents could fuck it up, so could we."

Lindsay and Brian