"Its all about sex. Its true. They say men think about sex every 28 seconds. 'Course, that's straight men. Gay men, its every 9."
Michael
"These days it takes a lot of guts to be a queen in a world full of commoners."
Michael
"Like I said, its all about sex. Except when you're having it. Then its will he stay? Will he go? How am I doing? What am I doing?"
Michael
B: "I'm
Superman. I'll show you the world."
M: "Why am I always Lois Lane?"
Michael and Brian
M: "Its disgusting, all
those lesbians fawning all over him and making goo-goo talk."
B: "That's what women do over baby."
M: "Whose talking about the baby? I mean Justin."
Michael and Brian
L: "Who would have thought,
you and me, parents?"
B: "Its pretty scare boys and girls...Think its too late to return
it?"
L: "We could try...I guess this mean's we're finally grown ups."
B: "Don't say that Wendy, we'll never grow up."
L: "Don't be scared. Hell, if our parents could fuck it up, so could
we."
Lindsay and Brian